The Erection of Hazzard (Dukes)

Maximum Erection (Overdrive)

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

Erection on a Hot Tin Roof (Cat)

Jailhouse Erection (Jailhouse Rock)

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"

The History of the Erection, Part 1

(The History of the World, Part 1)

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Erection at the Museum (Night)

Erection on the Orient Express (Murder on the Orient Express)

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Absence of Erection (Absence of Malice)

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"

Good Morning Erection! (Vietnam)

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Animal Erection (Farm)

The Sum of all Erections (Fears)

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Take This Erection and Shove It (Take This Job and Shove It)

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"

Erection at Bernie's (Weekend at Bernie's)

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

The League of Extraordinary Erections (Gentlemen)

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

The Longest Erection (Day)