07-14-2003, 08:52 PM
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3. A secure government quarantine facility is a great place to meet babes.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 08:53 PM
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2. Always exciting to hear a doctor say, "Dear God what the hell is that?"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 08:54 PM
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And The Number One Cool Thing About Having Monkeypox is....
1. People stare at your big red ass
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 08:56 PM
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Okay..this is a funny one...
Top Ten Things People Yelled at Their Television While Watching the "American Idol" Finale.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 08:57 PM
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10. "Hey, it's that Clay kid whose ass I kicked in grade school"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 08:58 PM
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9. "Awesome! Another over-produced power ballad!"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:00 PM
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8. "This is great... but that could be the Canadian beef talking"
(okay..I'll admit..I don't get this one..so if any Canadians are offended by this...yell at Dave.)
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:02 PM
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7. "Has anyone seen the damn remote?"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:03 PM
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6. "The show isn't even half over and I have already forgotten half these people's name"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:03 PM
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5. "Where's the remote?! For the love of God, where's the remote?"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:05 PM
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4. "Honey, we got any more Cheez Whiz?"
no idea
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:07 PM
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3. "We're screwed!" (CBS, NBC, ABC executives only)
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:08 PM
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2. "My tax cut plan can wait. Clay is singing"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:10 PM
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And the Number One Thing People Yelled at Their Television While Watching the "American Idol" Finale.....
1. "I was wrong. Booze doesn't make this show better"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:17 PM
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Top Ten Good Things About Having The Same Name As A Celebrity
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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