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10. Donald Trump: "I forward my credit card bills to him and the idiot actually pays them"
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07-14-2003, 09:19 PM
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9. Bruce Willis: "My wife can say she saw Bruce Willis naked"
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"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:21 PM
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8. Tom Hanks: "Between the two of us, guys named 'Tom Hanks' have won a pair of Academy Awards"
(??)
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"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
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07-14-2003, 09:28 PM
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7. Jennifer Lopez: "Who else gets to have 3am phone conversations with a drunken Ben Affleck?"
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"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:29 PM
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6. Brad Pitt: "Not only do we have the same name, we have the same abs" (guy lifts shirt)
(I guess that's a visual thing..that I'm sure is very funny...lol)
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:30 PM
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5. Michael Jackson: "One check sent to the wrong address and I'm set for life"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:31 PM
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4. Tom Cruise: "Wait, there's another Tom Cruise?"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:32 PM
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3. Julia Roberts: "I can talk the Blockbuster guy into giving me a dollar off when I rent 'Erin Brockovich'"
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"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
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~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:32 PM
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2. Sean Connery: "I just nailed Julia Roberts in the green room"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
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~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 09:36 PM
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And the Number One Good Thing About Having The Same Name As A Celebrity
1. Dave Letterman: "When people meet me, they say, 'Wow, you look much better in person'"
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
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~The Eagles
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07-14-2003, 10:42 PM
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here and there
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re:
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Originally posted by Scarecrow
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when will we hit 10,000???
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07-14-2003, 10:44 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Eliza
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Anyone out there see The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen?
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yup, I also liked it... enough action to keep it movin' along nicely...
I think that I might add it to the permanent collection when it comes out on video (DVD of course).
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-14-2003, 10:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Eliza
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But...could someone tell me who "Special Agent Sawyer" was?
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Tom Sawyer (Mark Twain's books)
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-14-2003, 11:01 PM
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here and there
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-14-2003, 11:02 PM
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time to break at least into the next 100 mark before I go to sleep 
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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