04-18-2005, 01:38 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Show me a lady in distress ... and I'll show you a bottle of Rolaids.
Show me a stain on the front of his pants ...
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06-04-2005, 11:06 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On the farm
Posts: 47,960
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...and I'll show you a man who has been teased past the point of no return.
Show me a woman with a new hair-do...
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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author
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06-05-2005, 05:49 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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... and I'll show you a compliment waiting to happen.
Show me a car with a big scratch on it ...
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06-05-2005, 09:35 PM
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Sweet Southern Girl
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Southern US
Posts: 772
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... and i'll show you a woman who feels much better now
Show me a man sitting naked in front of a computer ...
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06-05-2005, 09:36 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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......and i'll show you one sticky screen and keyboard
Show me a beautiful woman in a red dress.............
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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06-06-2005, 02:45 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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... and I'll wonder how he noticed the red dress. 
Show me a sandwich, chips and a beer ... |
06-06-2005, 12:56 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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and i'll show you a well-balanced diet 
Show me big bed and lots of pillows.....
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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06-06-2005, 12:59 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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.. and I'll show you where I want to take my wife.
Show me a gas tank on empty ... |
09-05-2005, 12:17 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: West Coast
Posts: 30,587
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....and I'll show you a man who doesn't have $75 for a full tank
Show me a room full of people....
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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09-05-2005, 03:19 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Seattle
Posts: 8,189
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...and I'll show you people waiting to see a doctor.
Show me a room full of babies...
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09-05-2005, 04:53 PM
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Tease and Please
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,191
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...and I'll show you the list of men waiting to get vasectomies.
Show me the perfect man....
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09-05-2005, 05:54 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Nowhere special
Posts: 5,888
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......and I'll show you a picture of hell freezing over.
Show me an erotic dance.......
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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09-05-2005, 06:14 PM
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Tease and Please
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Ohio
Posts: 2,191
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Just for you MM....not that I've seen the perfect man but...
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09-05-2005, 06:43 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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Originally Posted by AngelicVampires
Just for you MM....not that I've seen the perfect man but...
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LOL AV. Cute.
Show me a pixie and I'll show you ... |
09-06-2005, 04:59 PM
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Registered User
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Seattle
Posts: 8,189
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Someone who loves sharing themselves with others that care
Show me someone who isn't afraid to take a chance...
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