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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:17 PM
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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:19 PM
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How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Phone her.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:19 PM
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Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care. 
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:20 PM
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Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
She knows she's given her last blow job.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:21 PM
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Q: Why did Al Gore get a nipple ring?
A: He heard that George Bush got a Dick Cheney.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:21 PM
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Q. Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
A. Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:22 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a beer and a booger?
A: A beer goes on the table, a booger goes under it.
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:23 PM
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Q: What do you get when you cross a cock with a telephone pole?
A: A 10 ft cock reaching out to touch someone!
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:24 PM
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Q: Why do hippos shag underwater?
A: You try keeping a 9lb clitoris wet
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07-18-2003, 11:24 PM
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Q: How do you cancel a appointment at a sperm bank ?
A: Tell them you can't cum.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
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07-18-2003, 11:25 PM
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Q: What did the hurricane say to the palm trees?
A: Hold on your nuts boys this aint no ordinary blow job!!
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
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07-18-2003, 11:25 PM
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Celine Dion walked into a bar. "Why the long face?" said the bartender.
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White
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07-18-2003, 11:26 PM
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A guy walked into a bar and ordered a double scotch, bourbon on the rocks and a triple vodka. He said to the bartender: "I shouldn't be drinking this with what I've got." "Why, what have you got?" Thirty cents."
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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
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07-18-2003, 11:27 PM
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A smartly dressed man entered a plush Manhattan bar and took a seat. The bartender came over and asked: "What can I get you to drink, sir?""Nothing, thank you," replied the man. "I tried alcohol once but I didn't like it,and I haven't drunk it since." The bartender was a little perplexed but being a friendly, outgoing sort, he pulled out some cigarettes from his pocket, flipped the top of the pack and offered one to the man. But the man refused, saying: "I tried smoking once, didn't like it, and I have never smoked since. Look, actually, I wouldn't be in here at all, except that I'm waiting for my son." To which the bartender said: "Your only child, I presume?"
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