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When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room.
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07-18-2003, 11:41 PM
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Why is sex like a game of bridge? -You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.
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07-18-2003, 11:42 PM
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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07-18-2003, 11:42 PM
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A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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bad jokes will now follow....
# What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?
# She was beside herself.
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Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.
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Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!
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