False....just got some new sod installed though, so I should water


I should be in bed right now...but I don't want to

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

True


You are currently sipping an alcoholic beverage.

False...but I'd love a glass of your port


I desperately need a shoulder massage...or a breast massage.... (I think I overdid it at the gym)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

False...though I'd love to stop by an accommodate you!


You are feeling very sexy.

True


Or at least...very aroused

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Yes, true.


You have fewer than 2 pieces of clothing on at the present time.

False...but I could fix that


You plan to go upstairs and get naked soon

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

True...

And you?

Yes....unfortunately alone

I will likely prolong my arousal through tonight...to tease myself a bit more

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

False...no way I am going to sleep with the "condition" I have at the present time.

You will require "something" to help you go to sleep tonight.

A hot shower....although an orgasm would be damn nice


I am still thinking about that hot oil massage

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

True.

I am thinking about an orgasm while in the shower!

False

The water wreaks havoc with my natural lube

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

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I hope not!

My roomie is cool

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"...but his evaluation of my vampiric reputation had me begging for salvation ALL night long!"

My Stories and Poems
Wake Up, My Darling With Him Black The Incubus The Succubus Return of the Succubus Be My Dom The Vampiress The Seductress Condolances, My Vampire and Romance of the Virgin Master...or Pet? Part I Master....Or Pet? Part II Master...Or Pet? Part III (End of the Trilogy) When She Comes An Experiment In Her Blood The "Horseshoe" William and Camilla Cold Water Sit His First... Her Hunger You May Enter (Me) The Glory of Magdalena The Drive Home Dreaming of a Stranger Night
Just Like That The Taste The Pool of Pleasure Room 207 Park and Ride Til Death An Invitation Movie Night Sister's Shower


My Other Personalities
Blood Princess
Crown of Ivy