It wasn't today but it still makes me snicker at how Bright RED Mayhem got with pure embarassment. Friday was my 8 week post baby check up, and when asked what we were doing for contraception, I basically said that we can't use regular size condoms because they are too small for Mayhem. Mayhem went several shades of red at that, I think, because I was so blunt with the nurse taking notes. She very kindly said that she'd look for large condoms for us to use until our preferred choice of contraception is effective, and found for us about 3 dozen large condoms, and handed them to Mayhem, who again went multi-red again. All this was AFTER I was razzing him in the waiting room when we watched an announcement ticker say that they were giving out free condoms to people 16-24, and I was saying darn, we don't qualify, but that was ok regular condoms were too small for him anyway.

































......Large-size condoms are still too small...

OK Mayhem! Quit using her log in.

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That^^^

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Got my grandson a lariat rope and when he saw it said Oh Boy an asshole!! we now pronounce our L"s plainly!!

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

My daughter getting out of bed and coming to see me in the kitchen saying "There you are!"

roflmao!!!!^^^^

Finding kiddo's $5 that she lost within like 30 minutes after I gave it to her. She looked everywhere but where she put it before her shower.

Seeing that Dawn Wells, aka Mary Ann, had been arrested for marijuana possession. And what a great mug shot!

Mary Ann on mary jane

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Finding just the right St. Patrick's Day card for an ill friend.

Watching Abner play with a twizzler.

You do realize how incredibly difficult it is for me not to make some sort of comment here, don't you?

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm pretty sick and have been laying in bed awake since 3:30. I finally got up at 5 and poured myself some coffee, then promptly tried to put the coffee pot in the refrigerator.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Iced coffee is something of a delicacy.

Mrs OF says "Get better!"

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

A discussion about "Spongebob Squarepants"

while i was out of the rumpus room, my son changed the channel on the tv. when i came back in, he was watching a soap opera and i took the clicker to change it back. he goes "NO! i have to see what happens!" i couldn't have been out of the room for more than 2 minutes and they had him hooked already. rotflmaotmsomn

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose