Listening to my best friend's sister describe how bad both of her daughter's breath is after they had their tonsils and adenoids removed the other day.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Looking at pics of Tom Brady...(sigh)...

bubble gum

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

A brand new bed, dresser & nightstands! New sheets! New Lamps! YAY!

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

Seeing her ^^^ here.







A special St Paddy's Day card from a good friend

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Getting a chance to plead my case

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Trying to log into my photobucket account and finding out that my account has been cancelled for "violating their terms of service". I guess I put too many dirty pictures in there... I feel like such a badass!

Yep, that brought a smile to my face. Didn't ever expect to say that Lake brought a smile to my face but by god he did.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

baby luvin'

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

A male carer telling a male resident (at my old folks home) to keep his hands to himself...


...It's bad enough when he goes for a grope of the girls, but when he goes for that guy's cock I can't help but grin.

Hearing that Lil is going camping.

I want her to have a super fun time.

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Getting to eat a delicious Ruben on marble rye, hand battered onion rings, and a cherry coke for dinner.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Cutting up some cheese and crackers to tide Mr Osuche over until dinner and his obvious delight.....



well, at lest I thought it was delight until he called me a cracker.


He thought it was a term of endearment until I explained the meaning to him.


I should have married someone who uses English as their first language!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The thought of a night of passion nearly 20 years ago that involved a bottle of cheap wine, a sleeping bag spread out under a starry sky, a girl I was absolutely crazy about and a bag of Strawberry Twizzlers.


Oh and osuche, I've been called a shithead before because it was a "term of endearment" and yep, English was her primary language.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

The wonderful peeps and Pixies.