IowaMan being ready for his trip and WI for having a good penis day!

As I left the chip shop today, the lady behind the counter said thankyou, and my instinctive response from work was to say "no bother". I grinned at my own stupidity all the way to the car...

The way my Cat sleeps

Cuddling with Mr Osuche

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Passing my driving test

... and doing it ^^^ on the wrong side of the road

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Sleeping in

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Phone call from one of my friends asking if I wanted to go out to dinner with him and his girlfriend later on. After I told him that I would, he decided to tell me that his girlfriend was bringing a friend of hers along too. "Oh, but we're not trying to set you guys up or anything. She's a pretty good looking lady though, I think you'd like her." He cracks me up.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

^^^^. Have a good time, IM!

Warm brownies and a glass of cold milk.

Sharing journal entries that were surprisingly similar.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Having an old friend staying with us this week......

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

Putting iTunes on my phone

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Knowing that I made it for another opening day of the baseball season. And that this year the Cubs are finally going to win the World Series!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Not one damn thing

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney