Getting a mid-day workout

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

my cat barkig

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ME: 22
DP: 30
DSS: 8
DD: 7 months

That's not the old joke, I hope.

"How do you make a cat bark?

Cover it in petrol and throw a match.

WOOF!"

Tell me you didn't, mikaylasmummy, please.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Thinking about the smiles on the faces of the kids on the little league team I'm helping to coach when one of the guys hit one out of the park last night.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Awsome!!!

A friend just sent me some big news. Very, very happy for them.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Talking about flinging poop

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

The big news I told him about.

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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Our 1 year Wedding Anniversary in 3 days.

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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

Good for you!

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Eudaimonia

Getting an award at school and seeing how proud he is of me.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

(((((((((((((Tess))))))))))))))))


My boys won their Little League game tonight, 20 to 7.

Yep, I'm pretty proud of 'em.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Peter Cotton Tail outside the computer room window.

Getting a note from my Israeli friend...

"I cannot thank you enough for the incredible host you are. I am touched by the way you take care of everything for my parents and I. "

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney