Computer user. Was a programmer for years ... now I like to complain about the glitches.

Drinker or dancer?

Dancer if that means I can have a sexy woman in my arms (of course, maybe that could happen as a Drinker also)


Air Traffic Controller or Air Freight Hauler?

Air Freight Hauler...just have to fly one down safely then not twenty


Pizza delivery or pickup?

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Kitty's Lingerie
Kitty's 1000th
Surprise Threesome
Lazy Evening
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Once you can accept the universe as Matter expanding into Nothing, that is Something. After that, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. --unknown

Pickup normally. Once in a while we'll get it delivered.

Supreme or Pepperoni?

Pepperoni (with tomatoes)


garment worker or assembly line worker?

Better be an assembly line worker.

Pizza Place ... Cook or wait on tables?

Wait on tables.


Post office -- mailman or counter worker?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

mailman, those vans are bad ass.

female high school drop out or male college graduate (class of 2003)?

Note: You cannot change any of the choice. So it is deeper than saying you would rather be male or female. If you choose to be famale, then you choose high school drop out as well. If you choose male then you are also a college graduate.

(Can we stop talking about pizza? Geesh, it is bad enough I have to work in a pizza place all my life I would rather not have my life's calling talked about as if it were some horrible fate.)

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Well sir that seems to be someone else's problem.

male college graduate -- I can't imagine being a drop out. Of course, I can't imagine being a boy, either.

Elf or dwarf?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Elf - but only because of the cool shoes and Sharni's elf fetish.

Coffee Grinder or Organ Grinder (with the monkey of course)?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Organ grinder, for variety. But only if you'll be my monkey, WI.



Escort service or "call girl" (or male equivalent)?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I can hear you now... "Dance Monkey Boy! Dance! Shake that money-maker...Momma needs a new pair of shoes!" lol

Call girl...so I'm a dirty little whore. That doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Is that a question?

WI, I've always admired your ability to be a dirty little whore.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Pardon my lapse...I was daydreaming. ha ha

Would you rather be a forest ranger or a New York City doorman?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Forest ranger. I like communing with nature.

What would you rather plant -- Trees or vegetables?

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney