Yeah, that thought didn't send my system into Perv Overload Mode.


Feels like it would be a great morning to be at the first tee of Augusta National getting ready to play 18 holes with Tiger Woods.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'd like to be putting groceries away instead of having to go to the store and get some.

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Sort of a theme of mine for the last few months but I'd like to be out with my parents in California because it sounds like my stepbrother isn't going to be able to spend Easter with them this year. I'd like to be there to cook them a big dinner instead of them going out to eat like they do for every other holiday.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Hmmm...being with ReaperWoman. That could be dangerous.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Right now I'd like to be having an absolutely wild time in bed with a sexy lady. Anything and everything goes...... just going at it until we both dropped from exhaustion.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I would like to be in bed.....sleeping.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I'd like to be serving breakfast in bed to a lovely lady.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

It's a tad bit cold right now but I'd love to be taking a walk down the sidewalks of N. Michigan Ave. in Chicago right now. Maybe enjoying a nice steamy cup of hot chocolate and thinking about how great my afternoon is going to be because in a couple of hours I'll be getting on the Red Line northbound and getting off at the Addison Street station where I'll be just a couple hundred steps away from the happiest place on earth...... Wrigley Field.

The Cubs have their home opener scheduled for today against the Houston Astros.

GO CUBS GO!!!

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Playing golf.

That sounds like fun rabbit. Too bad its still a tad to chilly.

No shit...and man am I pissed about it.

*sigh*

I'm getting ready to go take a quick shower so if all was right in the world I would be helping a wonderful lady remove her clothes so she could join me. I have just the thing to help scrub all the hard to reach places.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Sunbathing on a beach in the Bahamas would be nice.

DB has the right idea...but I'd settle for getting to crawl back into bed for a couple of hours

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

^^^^ That's not a bad idea, either.