01-21-2004, 03:38 AM
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Carpe diem
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Green M&M's are to sex as ... red roses are to flying.
Bacon is to eggs as ...
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01-21-2004, 06:05 AM
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Just me.
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Bacon is to eggs as ... jelly is to toast.
Love is to sex as ...
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01-21-2004, 05:10 PM
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Love is to sex as ... Devotion is to Running.
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01-21-2004, 06:29 PM
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Fat, bare-chested men are to Cold, snowy football games as ... fat, beer-bellied men are to television presentations of the Super Bowl. 
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01-21-2004, 07:53 PM
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Chocolate syrup is to ice cream as ... a stiff breeze is to a day of sailing.
AMTRAK is the the Japanese Bullet Train as ...
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01-22-2004, 07:40 AM
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AMTRAK is the the Japanese Bullet Train as ... the transportation industry is to Pinewood Derby cars.
Condoms are to birthday balloons as ...
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01-26-2004, 06:57 PM
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Condoms are to birthday balloons as ... hockey masks are to halloween masks.
Fish are to lakes as ...
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01-27-2004, 05:15 AM
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Fish are to lakes as ... birds are to sky.
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01-31-2004, 06:48 PM
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Bathrooms are to baths as ... Cars are to Back seats.
Black garters are to men's imaginations as ...
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01-31-2004, 07:49 PM
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Black garters are to men's imaginations as ... muscle shirts are to women's.
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01-31-2004, 08:42 PM
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Loungin' Around
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ripped pantyhose are to dresses.
Vibes are to women as ...
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01-31-2004, 11:37 PM
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Vibes are to women as ... just about anything is to a man.
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01-31-2004, 11:43 PM
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Missionary position is to sex as ... apples are to fruit.
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02-01-2004, 04:33 AM
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... porn is to pornographers.
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02-01-2004, 08:38 PM
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Sunshine is to Mornings as ... Orgasms are to Sex.
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