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08-29-2003, 10:51 PM
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Blanche: Dorothy, you do that one more time, and I'm gonna write on this wall: 'For a good time, call Dorothy Zbornak'.
Dorothy: Oh Blanche, this is the ladies' room.
Blanche: Right!
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"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 10:53 PM
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Rose: There's something about her I don't like.
Blanche: Me too.
Rose: I think she's rude.
Blanche: Me too.
Rose: She thinks I'm dumb.
Blanche: Me too.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 10:58 PM
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Blanche: Dorothy, do you think I'm dressed okay for the dog races?
Sophia: That depends – are you competing?
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:10 PM
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Blanche: You know how fragile men's egos are: one little mistake like screaming out the wrong name and they go all to pieces.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:12 PM
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Blanche: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Dorothy: What about the time you lost the key to your handcuffs and had to go with that guy on his mail route.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:14 PM
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Rose: Sophia, what are you doing?
Sophia: What does it look like I'm doing, I'm cleaning out my purse.
Rose: Sophia, why are you in such a bad mood?
Sophia: Excuse me Rose, I haven't had sex in fifteen years and it's starting to get on my nerves.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:17 PM
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Dorothy: Blanche, you dated Tony Bennett?
Blanche: Honey, I did more than date him! He may have left his heart in San Francisco, but he left his shorts on my radiator.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:19 PM
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[Sophia entering the kitchen]
Dorothy: Ma, you couldn't sleep either?
Sophia: No, I was sleeping so well, I thought I'd try it in the sink.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:21 PM
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Blanche: I don't look right in American clothes, I have a more European physique.
Rose: Oh, in Europe they all have big butts, too?
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:24 PM
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Dorothy: What happened?
Blanche: She shot my vase.
Dorothy: What are you doing shooting, are you crazy?!
Rose: I heard a noise, I thought it was robbers.
Sophia: I lived eighty, eighty-one years, I survived two world wars, pneumonia, a stroke and two operations. One night I'll belch and Stable Mabel here will blow my head off!
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:27 PM
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Rose: We should put out the welcome mat.
Blanche: But honey, we don't have a welcome mat.
Rose: What about the one Dorothy always says is at the foot of your bed?
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:28 PM
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Blanche: Listen, did you hear that sound?
Sophia: Yeah, and as long as I'm in my own bed I'll do what I want.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:30 PM
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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08-29-2003, 11:37 PM
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[A game of Scrabble]
Dorothy: Ma, 'disdam' is not a word.
Sophia: It certainly is!
Dorothy: Okay, prove it, use it in a sentence.
Sophia: You're no good at disdam game.
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"Only the united beat of sex and heart together can create ecstasy" ~Anaïs Nin
"The full moon is calling, the fever is high.
And the wicked wind whispers and moans.
You got your demons, you got desires
Well, I got a few of my own"
~The Eagles
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