1) I taught Kindergarten today pretty much on my own AND I survived.

2) I am finally recovering from the worst stomach flu ever, and have the sniffles.

3) This morning when I stood in front of the mirror it screamed one word........teacher.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

1) had an easy day at class

2) i'm tired

3) still have to go to work

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

1) Took Viski for a walk
2) Fed Viski
3) Layed on couche

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I always wanted to fuck reality but reality always fucked me before.
Angels in America

1) I woke up feeling nauseous this morning

2) I've felt that way all day and refused to have sex this morning AND this evening (I don't feel like it)

3) I've been lounging around in sweats for the better part of the evening

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It's a BOY!!

1. Had a better work day today than yesterday....actually told I was doing a great job!
2. Girlfriend whose husband had testicular cancer, had the sperm frozen and had artificial insemination a few weeks ago told me she is pregnant. Wonderful news!
3. I dont feel up to doing much.

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~Tainted Love~

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1. My children tried to convince me this morning that they had a two-hour late start...and they were right.

2. Sometimes my skills as a cook even amaze me.

3. I keep hoping to find the end of the rainbow.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1) I put in a really long day at school.

2) I got a surprise observation by a professor while doing a lesson my cooperating teacher just pulled out of her ass and asked me to do spur of the moment.

3) I still have not had a chance to eat and wonder when I will get a class on how teachers manage to never go pee all day.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

1) I almost made my significant other late this morning

2) I've had a great day today overall

3) I'm really craving pizza with pepperoni, mushrooms, and black olives right now

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It's a BOY!!

1) My wife woke me up at 1:03am because she was horny as hell and wanted some lovin'. At 1:09am, we were pounding away doggie style. Talk about a great start to the day!

2) Ate a blueberry Pop Tart for breakfast...first one I've had in a bazillion years. Not bad...

3) Had to exchange a belt I bought yesterday...it was too big. You'd think I would have tried it on before I bought it but noooooo........

I almost passed out when I pleasured myself this morning.

I need to paint the ceiling.

I need a laundry fairy.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

1. I'll be WI's laundry fairy if he can be my putting-furniture-together fairy.

2. I love my new microwave-warmed booties, but my boss laughs at me when I wear them. They're not very easy to walk in, either.

3. Is it Friday yet?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

No deal! The laundry works unseen in the middle of the night and does all the laundry, so that when we awaken...it's all clean, dried and put away.

I think it is Friday. Let me ask Sharni.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Oh, well, there wasn't going to be a deal, anyway, if you wanted it *put away.*

<----shudders. That doesn't even happen at *my* house!

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

1. Worked.
2. Went to see my cardiologist.
3. Got home and am ready for a nap.