Stop worrying about it, take the stray sex and maybe someone'll stick.

Alternately, rob a a bank, get caught and you'll have all the sex you can cope with for the next five to ten years.


Start a business as a discreet "toy-boy for hire" and make millions.

The world is full of choices, some of them good.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

It's not hard for me to hook up with guys. Apparently I'm one fine piece of ass to all the guys out there. lol But that's not what I'm looking for nowadays and the whole prison bitch thing doesn't sound too appealing.

To be honest, I don't have a clue as to how to go about hooking up with a girl for a one night stand type deal. I'm just too shy and held back to know how to go about that type of thing. Any suggestions? I'm still not sure if I want that type of thing though. But you never know, maybe I'll hook up with someone maybe I won't.

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words I live by;

POW/MIAs - No Will Never Be Forgotten

Karma can be a bitch, so don't make her mad!

Politeness counts.

The definition of a gentleman/lady is someone who does all the he/she can do to make the people around them as happy and comfortable as possible

Life's a bitch but it's all gotta be for something. If you keep faith in that, everything will be okay.

Every once in a great while, you just gotta kick a little ass!

Mix music, alcohol (you need not partake yourself if you wish), people bent on socialising and a will to enjoy yourself without regard to whether you'll dip the wick.

Add a dash of personality and a fair dollop of conversation, stir well and allow to set.

Enjoy small to medium serves as often as you can.

Caution, this is more addictive than brownies.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

It has been said: The truth shall set you free!
Honestly, and this board appears to be a place for honesty, my experience has been that guys that whine about not having a girlfriend or say they are the "nice" guy and how women don't really like "nice" guys, usually go home alone.
It has nothing to do with being nice. It's about having confidence in yourself and the situation. It's more than that, but it starts with confidence.

Look, we've all seen a movie where some nerd in high school ends up the head cheeleader (she's the one with the dirty knees). But, anyway, in reality, no matter how much confidence the nerdy guy has, it's not going to happen. It has to do with many things, peer pressure and the friends you hang with as well.

This will sound like I am a jerk, but I used to have many different types of friends. Jocks, nerds, stoners, etc .... But when I used to go out to the clubs to pick up women, I would only ask some of my friends. Becuase some of my nerdier friends said they didn't like clubs, but also, because I knew my chances of hooking up that night were far reduced when I went with them.

JMO!!!

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One hand always on my rod!

They'd know better than I.



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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

shit i havent gotten laid in 2 years. i could really care less though. i have too much fun partyin. ill save that gettin laid stuff for when im ready to settle down...or if someone worth more than the usual partyin comes along. either or

"im havin the most fun...bea'in off my pickle...and feelin the music mate....know wha' i mean? kush mate...i KNEW ya wou'nt let me down" :P

thanks for all the hilarious advice

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words I live by;

POW/MIAs - No Will Never Be Forgotten

Karma can be a bitch, so don't make her mad!

Politeness counts.

The definition of a gentleman/lady is someone who does all the he/she can do to make the people around them as happy and comfortable as possible

Life's a bitch but it's all gotta be for something. If you keep faith in that, everything will be okay.

Every once in a great while, you just gotta kick a little ass!