I just bought a new Rolls Royce

I am DBs chauffeur.

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"

I enjoyed discovering that my van's battery was dead.

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Eudaimonia

I'm as good of a guitar player as Jimi Hendrix.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Having 21 kittens has always been a life-long dream of mine!

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"A mind is a terrible thing to waste...especially a truly NASTY one!"

"A snarl, a sneer and a whip that stings...these are a few of my FAVORITE things!"

I doubt that 21 kittens are very cute at all.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I really slept well.

I am a woman.

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Eudaimonia

We don't intend to see Bourne Ultimatium this Friday.

I will be at home this weekend.

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Eudaimonia

I like to tie pink ribbons in my chest hair and prance around the neighborhood in just a diaper throwing rose petals all over the place.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I am not laughing my ass off at that^^^.

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"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."

I'm not going to watch "Zodiac" tonight after the Cubs game is over.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I'm not laughing at that either.

Today I'm going to use blue and red ribbons in honor of the Cubs being in first place.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus