We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
-- Author Unknown


okey dokey, now did one of you guys write this about me and Catch?
--kathy

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Two are better then one!

The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. --- Carl Sagan

My favorite Yoggi Berra (Baseball player) quotes

"It ain't over till it's over."
" I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head."
"In baseball, you don't know nothin'."
"How can you think and hit at the same time?"
"Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin."
"When you come to a fork in the road, take it!"
"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."
"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
Yogi Berra on seeing a Steve McQueen movie: - "He must have made that before he died"
"You can observe a lot just by watchin'."
"A nickel isn't worth a dime today"
After seeing the opera Tosca, Yogi remarked, "I really liked it, even the music was nice"
"If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them"
"Nobody goes there anymore its too crowded"
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future"
"I want to thank you for making this day necessary." -- On Yogi Berra Appreciation Day in St. Louis in 1947.
"Do you mean now?" -- When asked for the time.
"I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four."
And last but not least

"It get's pretty dark out there during those night games "

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright till they speak.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

The mother or father, the sister or cousin, even granny or gramps could do it but "Don't let the sun go down on me!"

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."